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[shatteredlenses]

 

This is Ignis.  Please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.  Storyteller willing, I may actually be able to read messages left for me soon.
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And, no, your Highness, this doesn't mean I will be too busy to make sure you eat your vegetables. 

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[shatteredlenses]

Well, that... I mean...

[Ignis' voice trails off with an obviously faked cough, cheeks flushing slightly. Anyone else hear the record scratch?]

Bonds can change.

[Wonderful comeback there, genius.]

[want_to_belong]

[Wow, he got Iggy flustered? How rare. But kind of fun.]

When 'bonds' change to 'bondage'. [How whimsical.] I'm happy for you guys. Just hoping I didn't miss any other signs.

[shatteredlenses]

[Rare, indeed. Enjoy it while it lasts, Prompto.

...

There's actually a lot to enjoy because Ignis' blush visibly darkens as soon as the word 'bondage' leaves the blonde's mouth. How did they get to this topic? Can he have a do-over on this whole conversation?]

Misunderstandings happen. If you did, I'm sure it will all work out eventually.

[The words are mumbled and a lot vaguer than Ignis' usual advice. Excuse him while he scrambles to pull himself back together.]

[want_to_belong]

[Geez Iggy, asking for it like that. How could he refuse to prod when there was such an open opportunity?]

Yeah, we'll work it out. I mean, even if he did kiss me, he probably wouldn't get as handsy as Gladio, right?

[shatteredlenses]

[Yeah, yeah, he's really good at digging his own grave when it comes to this topic and the harder he tries to escape, the worse things tend to get.

Ignis clears his throat before responding.]

Do you have much room to talk with how handsy you, yourself, can be?

[The butt slaps man. Pot. Kettle.]

[want_to_belong]

Weeell, I mean. That's different.

[He glanced down at his hands, fiddling around idly with the camera.]

Hey, Iggy? You were usually busy before, so, when Gladio kissed you, was that your first kiss?

[shatteredlenses]

Oh, is it now? And why, exactly is that?

[Yeah, he's not letting you get out of it that easy, Prom.]

While you are quite correct about how busy I was, the answer is no. Gladio wasn't my first kiss. Both Soma and Ardyn beat him to that. Why do you ask?

[Actually, Ignis is pretty sure he knows exactly why Prompto asked, but he is going to give the blonde a chance to volunteer the information first.]

[want_to_belong]

I don't linger. Hit and run, man.

[Total bro thing to do.]

Oh, I was just... thinking. He's, uh, the only one who's kissed me, and I thought that might be the same for you, too.

[shatteredlenses]

Last I knew there was no requirement when it came to how long contact had to be to be considered 'handsy.'

[Care to try again?]

Had he arrived here with us, it's possible he may have been.

[Though, it's also possible Ignis may have never gone through the development he needed to actually accept and act on his feelings for Gladio.]

He is no Cindy, but hopefully you aren't too upset that he took your first kiss.

[want_to_belong]

It's a little weird to think Gladio was my first kiss, but I can get over it.

[Unexpected, but not traumatic for life.]

Dude, the length of contact is a major factor. Longer than 3 seconds and it gets suspicious.

But he was, uh... Still your first time, right?

[shatteredlenses]

Oh? Is that so. I suppose that means I need to break out a stopwatch the next time it happens.

[Not that he can, you know, read a stopwatch, but details.]

If you are referring to the first time I was intimate with someone, then yes, he was.

[There is no blush dusting his cheeks as he says that. Definitely not a repeat of before. Get your eyes checked!]

[want_to_belong]

It's the unspoken rule, man. Like how long it's okay for something to be on the ground before it's not okay to eat anymore.

[Yeah, Prompto would totally follow some of that nonsense. He quieted a bit, a little nervous himself.]

So you were a virgin, too. Guess it's good to know I at least wasn't the only one. Pretty sure Noct is, too. It's, uh, well. Kinda nice not being the odd man out or anything.

[There could be a lot of pressure to have had sex in order to feel manly. But, like with many other things, he didn't have to worry about it as much with the guys.

And it was probably safe to assume Gladio hadn't been a virgin.]

[shatteredlenses]

[Prompto, dude, you are getting such a look right now.]

How strange, and here I thought it was a fairly unspoken rule that you don't eat anything that's fallen on the floor no matter how long it's been there.

[Because that is totally the point here, right?]

You may rest assured you were far from the odd man out. I never had time for it before; additionally, I never felt the need to make time for it. Taking care of Noct and learning what I needed to in order to make him successful was all more important to me.

[Interestingly enough, Gladio was the odd man out in this case. Then again, it was a given that he would marry and produce an heir--preferably early considering the danger of the role he held--to make sure that when Noctis produced his own heir, there would be someone ready to take up the role of their Shield.

Was being the key word. The Fall kind of changed all that.]

[want_to_belong]

Dude. 5 second rule. It's saved many cookies.

[He was a poor boy, Ignis. He brushed off a little dirt if he needed to.

Probably a good thing on the islands where they didn't have modern cleaning equipment.]

But you had to think about it, right? I mean. You're a guy.

[It was pretty genuine. Noct had never been as interested as Prompto, but he still knew Noct had to be thinking about it sometimes. It was hard for him to imagine someone not thinking about it.]